I tried them out today. And it was definitely not glamorous. They make Baby Jesus cry.
Originally I shot a video of myself applying them, but that video ended up being 27 minutes long because I am THAT bad at this. I had to reapply those fluffy little abominations about 1,487,263 times, give or take a few. So I decided to shoot a quick video (3 minutes) of my AFTER.
Nah, I'm just going to go pressure wash all this makeup off. I put on a full face of makeup so that the falsies would "fit" with the look, as I'm not sure they'd look that normal without some "glam" thrown in, and I regret everything.
I guess that "plant butter product" by Country Crock (also in my Voxbox, for some reason, you can check out all the weirdness in last week's video HERE) can't possibly be worse than this. I mean, it's a "product" versus being called "food", but... At least it's not on my face. It'll just go on the inside, which doesn't count in real life, and where beauty products definitely don't go.
See you on Monday!