If I can't be happy on this trip, I can at least pack lightly and look polished. Unlike Becky who needs to put her saggy boobs away. Winter has already come for those, and they have definitely headed south.
Here's a video I made to show you what I'll be packing for my week-long trip into the inner lair of Satan's corporate meeting room. Warning, it's 11 minutes long, and I decided to do this in ONE take, because who has time to redo videos over and over again? Thanks for watching if you do! And I'm sorry. It's so. damn. long. You might want to get a snack and get comfortable first. I should have put an intermission in. And I look a little zombie-ish here. I needed to throw on some chapstick or something. I never know how wrecked or tired I look until I'm on video, then I'm all, "Shit, is that how I look? Is that how I SOUND? What the fuck am I doing with my hands? WHY IS MY FACE SO SHINY?"
Without out further ado... eleven minutes of my shiny face and stilted, awkward gesturing. It's what I imagine a flamingo would be like if it was trying to gesture with its feet. And was also covered in bio-sheen. And really need a god damn chapstick.
-Reversible dress: Armani Exchange
-Reversible tank top: unknown brand, purchased from the Dressing Your Truth- Type 4 store
-Formal dress: Alexander Wang
-Blazer: Helmut Lang
-Floral top: Creative Commune, received from Stitch Fix
-Striped Skirt: 41 Hawthorne, received from Stitch Fix
-White button-up: Elizabeth & Clarke
Accessories and Shoes:
-Silver heels: Louis Vuitton
-Black heels: Christian Louboutin
-Blue purse: Kate Spade
-Leopard clutch: Kate Spade
-Sunglasses: unknown brand, received from Instaglam
-Purse holder hook: Zulily (pssst... it is monogrammed, how cool is that?)
-Top: Elizabeth & Clarke
-Belt: some cheap Chinese seller on Amazon (but somehow it's actually leather!)
-Skirt: Love Culture. Don't judge. I bought it when I was 22 and it's lasted me 12 YEARS somehow. It was cheap but managed to hold up. Don't knock the cheap tweeny bopper stores; some of their stuff is surprisingly good. I know I have a lot of higher end stuff too, but I am not one of those people who thinks they're too good for Forever 21 or H&M.
Thanks for letting me rant and blabber today!