Of course, it took me about half a day to be annoyed with having a phone again. "Why are people texting me?" "What was that freakin' noise? Why is EVERYTHING notifying me?" "FML, I have to redownload EVERY. SINGLE. APP." "Who is this person and why are they calling me?! Don't they know that's not what I use my phone for?" "But seriously, people should just stop texting me."
Now I'm that a-hole who puts her phone on silent, shoves it into the black hole that is the bottom of her purse, and forgets it exists. Which usually means I have about 187 passive-aggressive texts waiting for me at the end of the day when I finally check my phone because it has been "suspiciously quiet" . Everything is back to normal, basically. But with a floaty thrown in.