Why is the all-white ensemble the official uniform of every boy band ever? Who decided this? And why white? THAT'S RACIST.
My Colonizer Boy Band Outfit:
- Top: Elizabeth & Clarke (un-fucking-stainable, bitches. Video HERE)
- Pants: Helmut Lang white denim
- Belt: purchased HERE for $5.99-$9.99 from Amazon (with color choices besides silver)
- Shoes: Louis Vuitton
- Hair: actually sort of maybe brushed it today. Okay fine, I dry shampooed and ran my fingers through it. *still counts*
My week is dying a slow and painful death.
I need reinforcements.
And by "reinforcements", I really just mean something to mix with my vodka.
And by "something to mix with my vodka", I really just mean more vodka.
WHY AREN'T THE KIDS BACK IN SCHOOL YET?