Maybe we should all just drop the pretense that the burden of holiday cooking will ever NOT be on my tiny angry little shoulders.
<--- that smile? A total lie. I am full of murder.
On the plus side, my DYT pattern cards arrived today, and I am not disappointed that I bought them. More on that in a future post.
I need to go bake this pie that I'm not even going to end up getting a piece of, because my children are all tiny little vultures, and my younger brother who lives with me is 22 and eats like 8000 times his own body weight somehow. Is it too early to open a bottle of wine?
Quick reminder that I will not be posting tomorrow or Friday, and I don't post on weekends as a general rule, so I'll see you all Monday! And please please PLEASE punch your racist old fuckhead relatives in their stupid racist faces when they inevitably do or say something racist. Passivity and "keeping the peace" is how we ended up with neo-nazis in 2017. That would make this the most magical holiday of all. Cheers to all of us who ever had to make a stand to defend the basic humanity of ourselves and to those who took a stand with us! Remember to punch a racist in the face this holiday season. Jesus says it's what HE would do.