Like so many basic Becky bitches still do with their Uggs-and-shorts-combos, I committed the sartorial crime of dressing simultaneously like it's both 90 degrees, but also a blizzard. I literally wore a mini skirt with a scarf, coat, glove, and hat, IN THE MOTHER FUCKING TUNDRA. This photo was taken while I was a student in Anchorage, Alaska, during the winter. I wish it had been a full-body shot. Oh, how I remember this outfit well... you can't see it, but I was also wearing sandals, and leg warmers. And my friends, who must secretly hate me, let me leave my dorm this way.
And I'm wearing a miniskirt with sandals. Because apparently it's tropical down there by my thighs (hey, it might be, you don't know).